5 programs for the funniest

You were the funniest of the class. Nobody could take your doll to get rid of paper in the back, or a more aggressive lineup of "give me a kick." Later, you specialize in monster masks and emulating prank calls Bart Simpson …

And now … now miss the jokes, but they have an age to walk by the goose. According to alleviate your cravings humorous, we present a list of five programs for all I know as "the graciosillo" (or "heavy", depending on the mood of your peers).

Custom Error Messages

A good way to make hair, computationally speaking, is to create custom error messages. You can make your first steps into the world of humor with MBox, a program that can create error messages very easily. The result is saved as an EXE file format, ideal to tease the neighbor.

Maybe it is that the lyrics are not your thing. In this case you can try Dr Windows, a program that is to be the same as above, with the difference that comes with a few posts (in English) and that does not create EXE files.

∗ MBOX

∗ Dr Windows

∗ Category False errors

Rebel Mouse

Another way to make fun of others for a while is to modify your mouse. The easiest is to swap the left and the right button in the Control Panel, but this is not entirely satisfactory.

Instead you can try SakasaMouse, a program that changes the axes of the mouse. Ie, moving up, going down, to move to the left, going clockwise. Stroke assured.

The above program will keep your victim busy for a while. If you want to go further, you can add to your arsenal ButtoShyMouse. When you load this program, the cursor "stay away" from clicking buttons and start menu. Quite stressful.

∗ SakasaMouse

∗ ButtoShyMouse

∗ Category jokes about keyboard and mouse

Did you hear that?

So far we have seen passive jokes. Leave them there, and the victim will fall or not. The following program requires your active cooperation. It’s called Funny Voice and, as its name implies, is used to change your voice to make it more severe or more severe. The change is done in real time and can specify whether you want your voice to sound more grave and more happy squirrel.

Sure, there will be times when you will not want to use the microphone. That is not an impediment to annoy and embarrass your teammates aurally. Burper Random is a program, almost undetectable, which plays sounds as nice as belching and others, when you least expect it … And loud!

∗ Funny Voice

∗ Random Burper

∗ Category jokes with sounds

That picture is looking at me

Surely you’ve ever been given the impression that a photograph or portrait old you were watching. With EyeRoller can make it more than a feeling. You can actually create pictures that follow the cursor with his eyes.

∗ EyeRoller

Psychedelia for your screen

We joked with the mouse, windows error, sounds, photos … Why stop now? Use Desktop Fun for the whole screen of your victim will suffer various special effects. Blurred screen, inverted, rotated, with waves, in monochrome …

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There are folders and files on your computer that should not be deleted

Do not delete me please

Although for many will be more than obvious, there are folders and files on your computer that should not be deleted unless you know for sure what is being done. The inadvertent deletion of files needed for Windows is one of the most common causes, and easy to avoid, "that it ceases to function.

Then we will see a few files it is better to let go. Yes, your name is ugly or that do not match the rest of the folders on your hard drive, but not delete them!

∗ Boot.ini, bootmgr, Cmdlr, Ntdetect, Ntldr, the folder Boot and other files in the root folder (C: \, D: \, etc) are files needed to boot Windows XP and / or Windows Vista

∗ Documents and Settings are stored here My Documents, Desktop, Favorites, settings of various programs, email …

∗ Users in this folder holds the configuration of users of Windows Vista. This includes documents, programs customized settings, favorites, contacts, email, etc.

∗ Program Files, Program Files (x86), Program Files and Program Files (x86) This is where programs are installed unless you specify another path during installation. The variant (x86) at the end appears on Windows 64-Bit to differentiate between applications of 64 and 32 Bits.

∗ ProgramData folder where you save the settings for some programs in Windows Vista

∗ Recycler and $ Recycle.Bin Recycle Bin. You can delete without problems but it reappears. To empty the trash is better to do normally.

∗ Cmdcons This folder appears only if you installed the Recovery Console. If cleared, obviously, this function will stop working.

∗ System Volume Information Store files needed to perform a system restore.

∗ Windows Of course, this folder or in general any files within it should be clear.

Many of these files and folders are hidden so that you could not see them in Explorer until you activate the option to show hidden files and folders. Of course, this list does not mean you have carte blanche to remove anything else not named. May be the case of a program or major driver is installed in another folder, although it is not common.

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Apple TV runs iOS, the same operating system running on its flagship product, the iPhone, and some other big hits — the iPod Touch and iPad. And there’s more, too: The Apple TV’s software may already be jailbroken, and some hidden software should eventually allow you to share the Apple TV’s media with other iOS devices.

It was expected to win a new version and this became a reality on 1 September. Yes, we talked about Apple TV, the proposal offered by the house on the block for you to enjoy your media from the sofa at home. A really small and sexy body and an incredibly simple and intuitive interface are some of the benefits that have been most prominent of the streamer, which, remember, went on sale in the U.S. for almost two months and only a few weeks ago in Spain and Mexico . Against him also play important deficits: limited support multimedia files, a few ports of connection and lack of internal storage have been some of the protests which have found this device to its release.

Now that we’ve had a chance to review it carefully analyze it, “recalls recently and has even been part of our last podcast, it’s time that you’re the one who takes the floor and tell us what changes you introduce him to do better solution for your living room. So do not entertain more and pass to action: Why you change the Apple TV?

iOS and third-party app support
There’s more than enough evidence proving that the Apple TV runs iOS. Dispelling any doubts, Apple recently posted a build of iOS 4.1 specifically for the Apple TV.

Jailbreaking hacksThird-party app support will probably be limited for the Apple TV, but that’s where the jailbreakers come in. In the same way that we’re able to override restrictions on the iPhone, iPad or iPod Touch with a jailbreak, we should be able to run unauthorized apps on the Apple TV — something Jobs would never advertise, of course.

‘Lowtide’ app
The Unofficial Apple Weblog’s Erica Sadun, a popular iOS programmer, took a close look at the Apple TV’s software and discovered that it runs an application called Lowtide — the software containing the set-top box’s media interface.

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Becoming more common on Facebook and in growing numbers in other social networks, groups and profiles glorifying the mafia. When he seemed on the brink of the abyss through grueling fight recently by the police, the mob then found new life into what in effect is the main media of the new century, we enter on Facebook, you do a quick search and it can be seen springing up like mushrooms groups composed of more or less numerous fans of Toto Riina and friends.

There are obvious question: How can this be legal? How thin the line between legality and illegality in the field of freedom of expression has always been difficult, but right after these findings it is doing the threatening shadow of the government to regulate certain way this issue …

Facebook does not take action? Social networks let loose to supporters of the mafia? Well said Senator D’Alia, to us! Having said that, in the twinkling of the Senator is proposing a rule of filtering that the Senate approve it without thinking too much about … and as if no one expects the process of this standard will be completed as it will really troubles began then . Imagine if one day we wake up, turn on our PC, we connect and opening the homepage of Facebook, rather than on Youtube and so on, we are a better screen of the Ministry of Interior, which forbids us to enter!

We have already opened a fortune for himself on the debate within the government legitimacy or not to pass this rule without first properly amended, first of all to Peter via his blog announces that if the rule were to be approved would take a real negative state censorship against freedom of expression. He adds that the act of apology and instigation to commit a crime already prosecuted and punished in accordance with the law then there would certainly need to introduce another similar bill but with effects difficult to control and unthinkable.

In our opinion it is the users themselves trying to use what little rationality in Mother Nature should have and groped them to self-regulate in matters like this, avoiding to meet a prospect of a bleak future.

A question naturally arises hours … We will be the new “China”? At worst we’ll never get to that level of censorship, but be warned that if there were to be removed and the freedom of expression at that point would be the beginning of a new and dark era of what now is the wonderful world of Web 2.0 .

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Revive the PC (III): Safe Mode and restore

While a basic version for a few, some people do not know yet. The failsafe mode is also a somewhat bizarre translation of Safe Mode, Or safe mode, a good tool to solve some errors.

To access it you have to Press F8 during boot Windows and then select the option. If there has been a problem in starting the last time you start Windows, then we will direct the selection menu, without pressing any key.

Unlike the normal start while booting Windows in Safe mode we do not get a – pretty? – Display a progress bar, but the screen fills us with the list of files. Each file loaded by Windows appears there, so if the boot is cut to get to one in particular, at least we will know where is the problem.

Benefits Safe mode:

∗ Load default drivers for all devices, which prevents the system to crash if the problems are caused by one particular
∗ No additional software starts at the beginning, so it tends to sneak viruses and Trojans that do affect the normal boot
∗ If you need to replace a system file, it is possible, depending on what is "that this file is not in use, since Safe Mode loads fewer files
∗ You can do a System Restore safely

System Restore

If you’ve ever wondered what lies beneath the mysterious folder Volume Information SystemThe solution to this enigma is, yes, exactly, to restore the system files. Although it may seem magical, the truth is that nothing is further from the truth.

System Restore is only a copy (Actually several) Windows periodically makesAs well as to install some programs or on request Windows registry and files that have changed.

Its main aim is to make Windows the way it was a few days ago, which is not always able to do too much expertise. It is for this reason that should not be used lightly. Do not destroy your computer or set fire to your house, but you could cause an occasional unnecessary headache if you use it all the time.

Turns on and off since Control Panel / System / System RestoreBut by default it is enabled. From this window you can choose the disk size will be reserved for this function in each unit. If you have multiple hard drives, you can disable this feature in those without Windows installed, it will generally not be helpful.

So your Windows is knackered and want to try to restore it? All right. In this case the first thing you do is open the program in question, which is hosted in the start menu, plant Accessories, System Tools door. You will see a window where you can choose from System Restore to a previous state or Create a restore point.

After clicking on the second option, we will get a calendar. The days marked in bold are those where there is a saved backup. So, now plays to remember and think about the last day I remember that the team worked perfectly, to select the last copy that we serve.

Once elected, and as we click Next, Windows will tell us a story about the system will reboot, and it is. From now on we can only sit back and see how Windows does the dirty work. Restarts, it will change and perhaps is restarted again. When finished, a window it will tell us, reminding us that if something goes wrong, we can undo the changes from the System Restore tool (now see a third option for it).

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It can surf the Internet in a totally free and secure connections using WiFi active and not protected. For it is not hard to find a WiFi network unprotected left intentionally or accidentally …

To find an open WiFi network to activate the paste function to automatically search for the computer. But there is more . There is an even more simple and effective. They created the first tools to find WiFi hotspots provided by the community that make access to the Internet their reason for living. One of these, perhaps the most ‘important, WeFi. This community is made up of people who use specific software, named exactly the WeFi.

Here it works: simply install the small program of WeFi on your computer which is able to upload the map of all the WiFi access point available in the area where we are. The software also includes other mote fiunzioni type “social” really interesting. Try it.

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Although the technology is always great strides, the problem of Sony vgp-bps9 life remains and will always, inevitably, a big problem that will probably only if inventing, science fiction, air batteries.
Each user, in fact, know something about. As prestantissima, highly efficient and modern, the Apple ibook g4 battery in our laptop sooner or later you download, and happen well after a year, is inborn in us the fact that, ultimately, our intellect would ponder why it is spent so little time since we started our work session last recharge.

Miracles, it is clear, you can not. But a little ‘with the help of the integrated features of the latest operating systems to promote energy conservation, and a bit’ with the help of a few tricks you can do so much. And just a few simple trick, like those that we present today.

1) Turn down the brightness of the screen can be far more immediate. Consumes more than a 200 watt bulb (and somehow never becomes increasingly rare to find them, thankfully!), Or 40 Watt? The answer is clear .. And what an example might be a bit ‘rough when we fail to illuminate the whole house with the light of the laptop, we will certainly sin.

2) Remove the devices connected to the laptop, whenever possible. It ’s a simple but rare thing: how many times we leave the USB stick attached to the computer even if it does not serve us? Everything is connected to the pc, draws energy from it. The consequences are implied.

3) Remove unnecessary programs and close automatically since those not in use. The number of open software affects the Fujitsu fpcbp136 battery life of a laptop. Close programs that do not serve us, is a great way to save energy.

4) Use the hibernation (most of the stand-by) if for a limited period of time we do not need the PC. If we make a phone call, for example, should certainly not turn the PC on which it is working. But if you use a tool to limit consumption to a minimum while leaving unchanged the status of the notebook, what harm would we do?

5) Turn down the sound when necessary, and prevent the opening of multimedia content whenever possible. Unless the neighbor is not quarreling with his wife, you must rinsordirci with loud music or videos that start even see? Seems not to consume, but these files virtually “kill” our Apple macbook pro 15 inch battery.

6) Charge the battery before it “die” completely. Our battery lasts longer if the reload is low but not when scarichissima. The modern Toshiba pa3534u 1brs models have more memory effect, and not necessarily that we have to wait for them to load completely exhausted.

Many others, then, the devices can be smaller, sometimes indirectly. Examples of this kind are often to defragment your PC to improve performance and timing of the computer, expand the RAM to use less SWAP, lower the graphics capabilities of the operating system when not needed, clean the vents of the notebook, clean the contacts of the  Compaq presario cq50 battery .

Ecologists, savers .. but most users do not remain, as they say, “walk” for improper use of the computer. This also, unfortunately, sets of characteristics of good requirements-user laptops. Let us treasure, never wrong.

8 essential programs that by themselves are worthless

Many people do not know exactly what they are. But without them in some cases your browser, and in others your system will be crippled. We talked about a whole series of programs needed when a video, animation, connecting to a webcam or run a program. Surely you are missing and you’re left with an inch of his nose when the browser has shown you a message like "you need … to open …" or an installer told you can not continue.

In the case of the browser, usually allows the program to automatically download of the day, but nobody knows why, these links fail more than a gun fair. So it is better to do on our own and how much to let the browser updates. If the installers do not always carry the language bookstores in which the application is scheduled.

1. Java Runtime Environment (JRE)

This is the Java runtime environment, ie, only the portion required to run the programs developed in Java. Sure on many occasions has appeared to you a picture of a cup of coffee when you open a web page. In all these cases, JRE is needed.

A peculiarity of this virtual machine is constantly updated often, a fact that makes it recommended to enable automatic updating.

2. Adobe ShockWave Player

This plugin makes it possible to run various multimedia contents on all games and presentations. Run files created with Macromedia Director *. DCR.

3. Adobe Flash Player

Often confused with Adobe Shockwave Player. In this case, play SWF files, usually created with programs like Macromedia Flash and Macromedia Flex. Such files can be run from the PC or the browser, in which case the format is Active-X or Plugin.

4. Microsoft. NET Framework

. NET is a software development platform from Microsoft. This means that many applications need to have installed the libraries of this Framework to run.

5.DirectX

This is a library of multimedia drivers for Windows. These enhance the graphics and audio performance. For most modern games is essential to have it installed.

6. GTK + 2 Runtime Environment

GTD (The Gimp Toolkit) is a set of bilbliotecas for developing user interfaces (GUI). Originally created exclusively for GIMP, the image manipulation program. However, now serves a variety of programs for Linux.

7. Visual Basic Runtime Files

Visual Basic is a programming language used by Microsoft. Although it falls into disuse in favor of other languages such as. NET, you might need it for some applications.

8. Microsoft Core XML Services

Also known as MSXML, this package installs in the system libraries needed by programs that work with XML, extensible markup language.

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The filtering of the day and this leads Lenovo IdeaPad U260. So far the manufacturer has not confirmed anything, but the quality of the photographs make it very clear that we have a formal meeting of this new ultra-thin notebook. As have the team offers a 12.5 inch screen has a thickness of 1.80 inches and weighs only 1.37 kg, and of course, such measures have forced optical unit lacks, but certainly not been spared potential, and that will be available in versions with i3 and i5 Core low voltage.

The rest of the round features a 4-cell battery, Bluetooth 2.1, VGA and HDMI, WiFi, 4GB RAM, 320 GB hard drive and a couple of colors to choose from.

Very interesting new proposal ultraportable Lenovo people, talking about a laptop with a screen size of the original somewhat, 12.5 inches, and powerful specifications for its size.

The Lenovo IdeaPad U260 comes on the market without making much noise, in fact we share pictures and specifications are leaks and no official information from Lenovo itself. Following points out, have a weight of only 1.4 kg and 1.8 cm thick.

Following in the footsteps of other small portable size, have decided to dispense with the optical drive, but fortunately had no problem to include Intel Core i3/i5, 4GB of RAM, and 320GB hard drive. We’ll see if they include an option for SSD drives.

For the preparation of the laptop is used an alloy of magnesium and aluminum for housing, and values to be used outdoors rather have chosen a matte screen. In short we are facing a possible alternative to Windows 7 to the new MacBook Air.

Details that we liked so much are the 4-cell battery, they get a formal autonomy of 4 hours, and no possibility of expanding the RAM, but is well served as standard. N We have WiFi connectivity, Bluetooth 2.1, two USB 2.0 ports and have not forgotten the VGA and video outputs HDMI or Ethernet connection.

The Lenovo IdeaPad U260 will be available in two colors: Mocha Brown and Clementine Orange, and is expected to be close to the $ 1000 barrier.

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The icons, size matters

Windows XP has and its years old and it shows, for example, on the Desktop. Surely you recognize the picture on the left: it is the normal appearance of Windows icons. Is as seen and oft-repeated, which is almost even boring. Would you like to change?

We are not referring to complicated programs, or otherwise, to change the appearance of Windows makeover kits and not even a pack of icons with quirky designs, but a simple Windows settings can help you feel more comfortable visually speaking.

What we do is something as trivial as increase the size of the icons of Windows, that is closest to what we see, for example, in Windows Vista. This size is much more comfortable if we have a screen of a handful of inches or why not, if we are not quite there in sight.

Windows and the factory set the option to display larger icons, you just have to go to Display Properties (Right click on the Desktop) tab Appearance button Effects and mark ‘Use Large Icons. "

With this modification, the icons (not just the desktop, but of any folder) shall be shown instead of the normal size of 32 pixels, 48, 50% more.

But if you are very gourmet, you can tinker with the final result a little more. In the same window that we named before, instead of clicking on Effects, click on Advanced. Those who have used Windows for a few years, remember that window almost wistfully, and currently is a bit obsolete. However, some parameters are changing the look. For example, the background color, or size of the icons.

The icon size is set by parameter "icon" (Logical, right?) Should not enter any value, because icons are designed to be viewed correctly in different sizes like 16, 32 or 48.

Also, if you do not like the font you listed, you can also change, as well as its size.

With horizontal and vertical spacing icons, configure distance which will other icons. I personally do not like the "tight" that remain if only we check the option to use large icons, so I usually increase, for example, about 50 pixels. We must bear in mind that changes are not shown immediately, go back to log on or reboot to see them applied.

And to conclude this manual customization, almost old school, we can not forget to change the background color of text box for each icon. This is achieved by changing the color of the element "Desktop" from the list. Quiet, do not change your nice background, if you have an image.

The truth is that in an ordinary Windows, no box is worth, since the labels of the icons are displayed on clear, with a slight shadow. But if you do not like, then away with the shadows!

You can turn off from the Control Panel, System, Advanced tab, Performance Options and unchecking this option "Use shadows for icon labels on the desktop."

And that is pretty good, hear!

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